The key phrase is *re-branding*. lol. Not trying to get all marketing guru on you! lol. It's just time for *moustachio* to do something important in this world. It's time for moustachio to change how consumers use the internet.
"*How do we do that?,*" you're probably asking yourself. lol. Good question! Feedback is encouraged. The web is about Two-Way-Communication. Me talking to you. You letting me know how you feel about that. Web 2.0...dig it! LOL.
Well, making these changes is going to be a focused, difficult task. Moustachio is going to diversify. Moustachio is going to elevate *and* enhance. Moustachio...might as well call it Transformio! lol. From here on out, this blog will focus on 3 things:
- Dinosaur Sex
- Relationship Advice
- Old Person Tweets
How cool would it be if a velociraptor had sex with a brontosaurus? Do you think the Raptor would touch the brontosaurus' tail during foreplay? Do you Raptor fellatio would hurt, even though brontosaurus skin is very tough?
Q: Hi, my name is Franklin and I've never had a girlfriend. How do I get a muff with the right stuff? A: Lose 10 pounds and put glitter on your penis.
Ethel35: @TheEllenShow keep up the good work, young man.