This weekend I was able to reconnect with an old roommate of mine up in Austin. We had an awesome time. Drinking, running, yelling, etc. Also, we came up with the most powerful two words in human history.
It's perfect! So visual. So appealing. So direct.
Imagine its use in this radio commercial...
"St. Michael's 24/7 Emergency Care is located off of Highway 59 and Elm St. Come in when you have an injury that needs immediate attention, and you don't want to deal with a huge hospital.
Experienced Medical Staff!
Short Wait Times!
Tell me that place wouldn't be booming with business. "Did you hear that? They have tits everywhere! Let's go now" The amazing thing is that it works for anything, ever. Dentist looking for new patients? Tits everywhere! Restaurant looking for busier lunch hours? Tits everywhere! Church looking for new members? Tits everywhere!
By far the most powerful two words ever combined. Other than Michael Conti. See ya.