4.22.2008

They're Everywhere!

This weekend I was able to reconnect with an old roommate of mine up in Austin. We had an awesome time. Drinking, running, yelling, etc. Also, we came up with the most powerful two words in human history.

"Tits Everywhere!"

It's perfect! So visual. So appealing. So direct.

Imagine its use in this radio commercial...

"St. Michael's 24/7 Emergency Care is located off of Highway 59 and Elm St. Come in when you have an injury that needs immediate attention, and you don't want to deal with a huge hospital.

Experienced Medical Staff!

Short Wait Times!

Clean Facility!

Tits Everywhere!!!!!!"

Tell me that place wouldn't be booming with business. "Did you hear that? They have tits everywhere! Let's go now" The amazing thing is that it works for anything, ever. Dentist looking for new patients? Tits everywhere! Restaurant looking for busier lunch hours? Tits everywhere! Church looking for new members? Tits everywhere!

By far the most powerful two words ever combined. Other than Michael Conti. See ya.

19 comments:

Melissa said...

I originally read "Tis everywhere" and didn't understand how that would make a hospital successful but of course, tits would. Tits make everything so much better.

Tim said...

dentists are awesome when tits are brushed up against your teeth.

Morgan Ash said...

Love you blog! You can read mine at morgash.blogspot.com

ThisJane said...

I've been dying to go to austin and i've never even been there.

Melissa said...

Tits are fucking great.

Kayla said...

Tits are fucking great.

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