No no, Please
Oh Moustachio! The horror! It seems that you haven't updated since Y2K knocked down the towers! Oh Poor Moustachio! The blog that once rained pleasure gold onto the masses faces inactivity and doubt. Will Poor Moustachio rise from the blogdom ashes like an unfamiliar smell from the downtown sewers? Or will Moustachio fall like the bashful Acidica, and his quest to revenge his fathers death from the powerful wizard forces? Oh Moustachio, won't you say a word? Won't you explain your agenda? If only Cousin Time would rewind its stone tablet to the year 2006, when you're internet fame was bulky and shrewd. Moustachio are you the lamest charlatan, or the beautiful Gipper? Come back, kid, won't you?