Little Known FACTS about LIFE

Jesus was born in Pittsburgh, PA.

3% of hot chocolate consists of midget urine.

IHOP stands for 'I Have Oral Problems'. The founder had Type 4 Gingivitis.

Bass fishing was invented by Abraham Lincoln.

The most rare animal on the planet is the Underwater Poison Hamster.

The mayor of Santa Fe places old cabbage under his mattress for good luck.

To increase intelligence, rub a magnet on the forehead of a baby for 4-6 hours every day.

Omar Khayyam, a Persian poet and mathematician who died in 1123, loved to karaoke.

Rattlesnakes are afraid of ravioli.


Melissa said...

We've been talking about moving to Pittsburgh, you know, because we can. It's nice to know that it's really just God trying to get closer to us.

Ajax said...

There’s a time you got to go and show
You’re growin’ now you know about the facts of life,
The facts of life.

nk said...

I just moved to Pittsburgh. I am banking on the next resurrection happening here.

Conti said...

hey ajax, how's it going man?

the pants said...

you're still bitter about puking up their bacon huh!

ThisJane said...

Underwater Poison Hamster.
No such thing.
I googled it.
And google is always right :)