Jesus was born in Pittsburgh, PA.
3% of hot chocolate consists of midget urine.
IHOP stands for 'I Have Oral Problems'. The founder had Type 4 Gingivitis.
Bass fishing was invented by Abraham Lincoln.
The most rare animal on the planet is the Underwater Poison Hamster.
The mayor of Santa Fe places old cabbage under his mattress for good luck.
To increase intelligence, rub a magnet on the forehead of a baby for 4-6 hours every day.
Omar Khayyam, a Persian poet and mathematician who died in 1123, loved to karaoke.
Rattlesnakes are afraid of ravioli.