Introducing Pat...

I urge you to read the blog of Pat. His link is to the right. He is a good friend of mine. We met at camp and he changed my life. We even went on a romantic vacation together:

He is an incredibly funny dude. Here is our text message exchange that happened this morning:

I want to eat a grilled cheese sandwich with you at noon.

I want to paint a cougar petting a squirrel on your back with the menstrual blood of a Ukranian virgin.

I want to drink champagne with your cousins and tell stories of your glory.

I want to buy a trailer next to your mansion and serve you pancakes for brunch.

I want to feed oats to your steed and cheer you on as you joust against an eveil knight.

I want to dip my toes in melted apple butter and picture you running a half-marathon.

I want to watch you floss while we gossip about celebrities.

Read him, people.


Hurricane S. said...

This is a post modern love story.

erin said...

that picture is the best thing i've ever seen.

Melissa said...

Your parents must be so proud of your new gay relationship.

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smoness said...

My, my... I stumbled upon Conti's blog! Long time, old friend! Good to see ya. ;)

Christine said...

I'm tingly