Sorry about that, reader. Truly, dear reader, I apologize for my inactivity. Reader, please don't flash anger in my direction. I've taken advantage of not having to sit in front of a monitor lately, and haven't been on the computer much. My skin is dark from the Houston sun. My poop is small and smooth. The sweat in my hair smells like sweet peach.
JEALOUS: Natalie Portman and I rode ATV's through the jungle, feeding sunflower seeds to orphan children, purchasing decoratic rocks for our "Volcano Room."
HAPPY: I'll be spending the summer in a camp in WV, outside and out of the 9-5. My buddies Mook and Machine have tried for years for me to join them...and it's finally happening.
SAD: Nirvana songs are getting played on Mix 96.5. The same station that plays Jon Mayer and Avril Lavigne. Is Nirvana now considered easy listening? Am I seriously getting that old?
Once again, I am sorry dear reader, for the inactivity. I'll post as much as I'm able throughout the summer, but will for sure get back to the heavy posting like the olden days. Do you remember the olden dayz? You would post, and I would post, and we would comment and laugh. EVERY day? And we were a community of internet friends? Soon, reader, soon.
P.S. Somebody in Houston put a baby in a microwave.