I almost forgot. The schools almost brainwashed me. For the last 25 years I thought that American Indians were my friends. But this weekend I was reminded otherwise. John Wayne was FURIOUS and a MAN. And he hated the Commanche.
WANT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, DRAW YOU A PICTURE?
I watched The Searchers today, and IT WAS AWESOME. John Wayne is my hero. He shot a dead Indian's eyes out. He called someone a "blanket-head." He tried to shoot his niece because she turned Commanche. He revenge-scalped an Indian. The only time he laughed was when his partner (whom he hated) accidently bought a fat Indian wife. He shot buffalo for fun. He got impatient and yelled at a funeral. He shoved a woman when she tried to watch a fistfight.
If you haven't watched this movie then you're not American. I just became an American today, because I watched. Otherwise you're a Commanche. And a blankethead.
THAT'LL BE THE DAY.