Sorry I haven't posted lately. I've been very busy the last week, mainly attending mandue parties. For chicks and unpopular gents, a mandue party is where a bunch of men stand around a bowl of cheese. The men dip breads in the cheese, and talk about MANDOM. It's a lot like Girls Nite Out, without the margaritas or vaginas.
Last night Ahmed had a Mandue Party. Some pretty cool dudes were there, and we got to talking. You know us what us MEN talk about.
"Haha this cheese is so good I could stick my crank in it!"
"What would happen if chicks ran NASCAR?"
One dude is flying to Slovenia to visit a chick.
"Is Slovenia even a real country, dude?"
"Yeah, dude, it is."
"Why are you going all the way to Slovenia for a chick, anyways?"
"She has a pair of C's, dude."
DUDE CHIT, DUDE CHAT
If you want to throw you own mandue party, here is what you'll need:
You'll be Mandoing in no-time.