2.10.2007

FREE THE REEZ


A FEW OF MY FRIENDS WENT TO NEW ORLEANS THIS WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE MARDI GRAS. EARLY FRIDAY NIGHT, TWO OF THEM WERE ARRESTED. DETAILS ARE SKETCHY, BUT APPARENTLY THE REEZ (FEATUTRED ABOVE) WAS ARRESTED FOR SLAPPING A POLICE HORSE. HE IS BEING CHARGED FOR ANIMAL CRUELITY. WHILE BEING ARRESTED, AHMED INTERFERRED AND WAS ALSO TAKEN TO JAIL. THEY SPENT THE NIGHT IN POLICE CUSTODY AND HAVE NOT YET BEEN RELEASED. APPARENTLY THE REEZ'S BAIL HAS BEEN SET AT $815. AHMED SHOULD BE FREED SHORTLY. FREE MY FRIENDS! FREE THE REEZ! LOOK AT HIS FACE. DOES HE LOOK LIKE THE TYPE WHO WOULD HARM AN ANIMAL?
FREE THE REEZ! FREE THE REEZ! FREE THE REEZ!
(ALTHOUGH THIS SOUNDS LUDICROUS AND IS EERILY SIMILAR TO THE CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. I'VE BEEN ON THE PHONE WITH REEZ'S BROTHER MOOKIE THIS MORNING TRANSFERING $$$ SO HE CAN MAKE BAIL. I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE CONCERNED OR LAUGH. I GUESS I'LL DO BOTH)
FREE THE REEZ! FREE THE REEZ! FREE THE REEZ!

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Maybe Bush will give him a presidential pardon....

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TinaBellina said...

Do you want me to put up posters? There's a 7-11 down the street from me and they have a bulletin board for this kind of thing. I don't mind.