1.03.2007

Robot of the Week I

Robot of the Week: Timington the Toyota 9000

This robotic fellow gets this weeks top honor. Notice Timington's stylish, sleek white body and feminine eyes. Don't get too close, though! His eyes shoot titanium acid at his enemies. From up to 20 feet away! Timington likes to play the French Horn and dance at robot parties. His bulky upperbody is perfect for crushing evil tricksters or gays. When Timington has been programmed to destroy you, don't hide upstairs! His flat feet enable him to move up and down stairs! You'll be trapped there, and Timington will easily find you.


8 comments:

jessica said...

that looks more like a trumpet than a french horn

ps remember when you won my poetry contest? basically you should write more poetry.

jessica said...

woah i just clicked on your profile for the first time and two of your favorite movies are also MY favorite movies. can you guess which two?

Conti said...

Shawshank Redemption and It's A Wonderful Life?

emertron said...

Damnit. Jessica beat me to the punch....that's no french horn! This robot is a fraud. Sorry I missed you in Chicago. Will you ever come back?

House of Suz said...

Awe, you got yourself a new best friend. How sweet.

starlet said...

but you can keep them as pets still right?

jessica said...

y on shawshank n on wonderful

Christine said...

I want two, one for parts.