Everyone knows there are 3 ways to become a man:

I. A supermodel touches your dick
II. Kill an orc with your bare hands
III. Bleed from your nipples

Well I'm happy to say that I'm a man now. Yes, that's right. Yesterday I bleed from the nipple. It happened on the basketball court, in the middle of a pick-up game. I was walking down the court when another player pointed at me.

"Hey, your shirt is red. Is your nipple bleeding?"

I looked down, and to my amazement, saw blotchy red on my white shirt.

"I...I...I think it is."

The gym went silent as I peeked under my shirt for a nipple-check. I ran my finger around the areola to confirm hemoglobin leakage.

"Yes. Yes, my nipple is bleeding."

The gym immediately erupted in applause, and many around me patted me on the back.

"You're a man now!" they shouted, as they cheered and screamed.

I tried not to blush at all the attention.

"Oh come on guys, let's just play some ball." I said, bashfully.

After a few moments the cheers quieted, and we resumed our game. But just before the ball was checked up, I couldn't help to smile. It finally happened, I thought, as I went up to grab a rebound.


Ajax said...

near misses:

1. a supermodel touched my elbow

2. i killed an orc with the help of some pruning shears

3. bled from my dick



still a boy

Conti said...

haha almost Ajax, almost

Starlet said...

I don't know I think if you bleed from your dick you may have an STD and that too would make you a man. no?

Anonymous said...

Buy [URL= http://mtsu32.mtsu.edu:11263/_disc2/00000193.htm#cialis]cialis[/URL] online


Anonymous said...

Custom [URL=http://lipref.com/antique-engagement-ring]engagement rings[/URL], fine jewelry design, diamonds, colored gemstones and
antique jewelry are among our specialties. Please visit our on-line galleries of fine
jewelry, custom [URL=http://tedsap.com/birth-ring-stone]engagement rings[/URL] and beautiful gemstones.

roonie said...

I'm holding my breast. I didn't know that was part of the criteria for manhood. But I am glad I never have to become one.

House of Suz said...

Congrats on entering the Kingdom of Man.

Anonymous said...

Hello people.Winter good time!
This is best.
Best ski:jay peak ski resort
Best credit secret:pay victorias secret credit card
Best house:real estate in charlotte north carolina
Best forex info:forex training course currency trading
This is cool:punishment enema picture

Anonymous said...

Good-girl-turned-bad Britney Spears has topped an eclectic list of the net’s most popular searches
n the run-up to Christmas. The popstar,who hit the headlines last week for stepping out
“commando” with her new best friend Paris Hilton,has helped revealed exactly what the internet
savvy are looking for from their stars - the thick and the dead.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear. It seems only the commas in my previous messages work as a link. I did not plan my advertising strategy well enough.

Christine said...


Anonymous said...

hi people happy new year!!!!!!!!!!!

forex training
north carolina real estate

victorias secret credit card

Anonymous said...

best webcam chat
only you [URL=http://cam-free-live-naked-web-534f6.flirt-online.org/]cam[/URL] [URL=http://cam-get-naked-web-who-woman-534f6.nasty-sex-chat.info/]free[/URL] [URL=http://cam-free-naked-web-woman-534f6.live-adult-chat.info/]live[/URL] [URL=http://cam-chat-free-naked-web-534f6.swinger-sex-chat.info/]naked[/URL] [URL=http://cam-guy-naked-web-534f6.swinger-sex-chat.org/]web[/URL]