12.18.2006

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Posted under Cars + Trucks on CraigsList:

Pontiac Grand Prix - Deal of the Century - $499999


Reply to: sale-250805709@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-18, 5:52PM CST


I would be willing to sell my Pontiac Grand Prix for $459,999.99. I love this machine, but I am need of an ivory mansion. This car has only been driven into two rivers. Often while riding in my Grand Prix, ladies with low-cut shirts will call out to me. "It's the 'Silver Bullet'" they'll say as I drive by at 120 mph.

This car has it all: A/C, bag of 'nades, power windows, engine intensity, etc. If Henry Ford were alive today he'd drive a Grand Prix. No pics available because there's no camera fast enough to snap a pic. ZRROOOOMMMMM!

Serious buyers only. I'll only sell this machine to an American.


Responses (if any):

14 comments:

pbdotc said...

you're a one-man troop surge when you get behind the wheel of the PGP

Ajax said...

oh man, you can't sell your wheels! why you want to sell your wheels?

The Grand Prix is YOU. And you are the Grand Prix.

Now I'm sad.

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Starlet said...

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Melissa said...

My stomach just ached at the thought of you losing the Prix.

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Starlet said...

you should just sell your BODY on craigslist and that way you could keep the car!

Christine said...

"Serious buyers only. I'll only sell this machine to an American."

:( *shoves $459,999.99 into back pocket and walks away*

Hope you and the fam have a wonderful Holiday, Mike! Muah

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Variant E said...

Can you still buy ivory mansions? I thought buying anything ivory was on the "not right" list. The animal right people aren't going to like you...

phil said...

always be closing

el Bow said...

what about a British bloke?