Christmas! When families come together to celebrate Henry For...err Jesus' birth. I am lucky enough to be visiting the actual birthplace of Jesus. That's right, I'm in Houston. Many years ago Jesus was born from the Water Tower off of I-59. The three wisemen- Sam Houston, Craig Biggio, and Hakeem Olajuwon- celebrated and cheered.
Hey, I just finished reading the greatest book of all time. A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES. That shit is boffo. Seriously, I am in love with that book. It's my new gf. It passed up Catch-22 as my favorite. Pandora.com me book-style and let me know what I should read next. THAT'S RIGHT I NEED IMPUT FROM YOU, THE MOUSTACHIO READER.
Alright, I'm about to head to the mall with Dean THE MACHINE Lawless. Everyone have a happy holiday!
Michael Conti/Henry Ford/Ignatius J Reily/Jesus/Hakeem Olajuwon/Terry Puhl/Craig Biggio/Mayor Bill White/Yao Ming/Yossarian