"Lets quaff and chortle at the pub!," the urbane fuck said to a pal.
"Remarkable! Just what I need to mitigate my migrane!," responded the hedonistic dope.
"Are you certain ale from the pub won't exacerbate your migrane?"
"What an archaic notion! Wouldn't dessicating my body be more inimical than a quick drink, Charles?"
"Oh, haha! I can see the migrane hasn't occluded your sense of humor, Thomas!"