11.26.2006

6 Suz

House of Suz wants me to write 6 weird things about myself. Does a guy who blogs about masterbating with ghosts really need to be involved in this? Haven't I revealed too much already? Anyways, here goes:

-I talk to a paper-mache farmer named Goonie on a regular basis. I made him in 9th grade, and he has been with me ever since.
-In 2002, very rarely would I leave my house without wearing a pink shirt.
-One time I was drunk, bored, and lonely, and spent a solid hour calling the Home Shopping Network asking bizarre questions to the poor order-takers.
-An hour ago, I filmed a 2 minute clip of me feeding a carrot/cheese/milk snack to an inflattable dolphin with a moustache (drawn in w/sharpie).
-If you talk bad about the city of Houston, or the University of Texas, I will seriously think a lot less of you
-I only have one picture hanging up in my apartment, and it is of David Letterman

There ya go Suz! Anyone else feeling weird can go for it.

11 comments:

iamnot said...

I've done a brief survey...you win.

House of Suz said...

Not as weird as I expected but pretty damn close. Thanks for joining in.

One question, do you and Goonie fight much? You've been together a long time, so just wondering.

Starlet said...

Okay I demand to see this clip. Now were your force feeding the dolphin or did he like it?

The Prose~Cuter said...

It is me. I have refreshed my browser and am the proud viewer of 54,000 hits on Mike Conti's blog. The feeling never gets old. THANKS CONTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melissa said...

I too think less of people if they speak badly of UT. Houston? Not so much.

elginroots said...

hell yeah on the letterman props

Variant E said...

Thank you Conti. I feel much more normal now.

pbdotc said...

your post made me try and think of my weird quirks.

on way out of work tues., i forgot a pen for crossword. i didn't feel like going back to desk so i kind of "took" one from a desk near door. it was a kind of nice shwag pen ... definitely a first team pen. then the next day i carried it around in my pocket. but every time i passed the guy's desk he was there. so i waited until after he left to put it back.

pbdotc said...

damn. i almost forgot...

SEE YAAA!

Christine said...

OMG You're the Home Shopping Network drunk caller?!!! You're a legend!

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