House of Suz wants me to write 6 weird things about myself. Does a guy who blogs about masterbating with ghosts really need to be involved in this? Haven't I revealed too much already? Anyways, here goes:
-I talk to a paper-mache farmer named Goonie on a regular basis. I made him in 9th grade, and he has been with me ever since.
-In 2002, very rarely would I leave my house without wearing a pink shirt.
-One time I was drunk, bored, and lonely, and spent a solid hour calling the Home Shopping Network asking bizarre questions to the poor order-takers.
-An hour ago, I filmed a 2 minute clip of me feeding a carrot/cheese/milk snack to an inflattable dolphin with a moustache (drawn in w/sharpie).
-If you talk bad about the city of Houston, or the University of Texas, I will seriously think a lot less of you
-I only have one picture hanging up in my apartment, and it is of David Letterman
There ya go Suz! Anyone else feeling weird can go for it.