"Its fur was too thick."
ZHANG XINYAN, Chinese construction worker who drunkenly climbed into a panda's enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, tried to hug the creature, was bitten and then tried to bite the panda back.
Panda Bear Panda Bear, How are you?
I wanna see you, and meet you too!
You are so cute, with that furry little mug
Can I come closer, and have a hug?
I've been drinking, and I'm feeling woosy
When we hug, I might smell boozy
So please be kind, and hug me back
I won't be prepared for an oral attack!
Panda Bear Panda Bear, Why o why?
Your bite has injured me and my pride
You are mean and now I am bleeding
A furry warm hug was all I was needing
If only your fur wasn't so thick!
I'd bite you back, the pain would stick!
One day you'll get revenge from Zhang!
Oh well, at least you didn't bite my wang.