My new favorite rap song deals with prostitution.
DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN SHE ASKS WHERE THE CASH AT
I've never been with a lady of the night. One time I was leaving the Atlantis casino when a Bohemian woman called out to me. She wanted me to go speak with her. I assumed she was a prostitute, and ignored her.
My new favorite sweet treat is the cinnamon sugar donut.
ROUND FOOD FOR EVERY MOOD
I've had 3 today, and 6 in the last 48 hours. I think its the perfect sweet treat. You can eat them for breakfast, for a snack, or for dessert. What versatility! What other treat can do that? Boston Creme Pie for breakfast? Horific. Pumpkin Pie for a snack? Terrible.
My new favorite technology is bluetooth.
FREEDOM YOU NEED FOR A MODERN LIFESTYLE
Holding a phone up to my ear is so bothersome. Plus I like people thinking 'Is he talking to me, or his friend in California?' Also makes phone sex soooooo easy. Mmmmmmmmmm, yeah.
My new favorite tv show is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
OH MY GOD I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A JELLY
Second season just ended, hope there's a 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th. Haven't been this excited about a show in a while. I think thesee guys are future stars. Charlie cracks my shit up.
My new favorite number is 50,000.
MOUSTACHIO HIT COUNTER BLOWIN UP
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