9.05.2006

My new favorite

My new favorite rap song deals with prostitution.

DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN SHE ASKS WHERE THE CASH AT

I've never been with a lady of the night. One time I was leaving the Atlantis casino when a Bohemian woman called out to me. She wanted me to go speak with her. I assumed she was a prostitute, and ignored her.


My new favorite sweet treat is the cinnamon sugar donut.

ROUND FOOD FOR EVERY MOOD

I've had 3 today, and 6 in the last 48 hours. I think its the perfect sweet treat. You can eat them for breakfast, for a snack, or for dessert. What versatility! What other treat can do that? Boston Creme Pie for breakfast? Horific. Pumpkin Pie for a snack? Terrible.


My new favorite technology is bluetooth.

FREEDOM YOU NEED FOR A MODERN LIFESTYLE

Holding a phone up to my ear is so bothersome. Plus I like people thinking 'Is he talking to me, or his friend in California?' Also makes phone sex soooooo easy. Mmmmmmmmmm, yeah.


My new favorite tv show is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

OH MY GOD I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A JELLY

Second season just ended, hope there's a 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th. Haven't been this excited about a show in a while. I think thesee guys are future stars. Charlie cracks my shit up.


My new favorite number is 50,000.

MOUSTACHIO HIT COUNTER BLOWIN UP

Thanks, bitches. No idea how many people check my blog on a regular basis, but I'm glad you find something interesting here!

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elginroots said...

hm. i wonder how many of those hits i account for.

i like this ajazz style you got today. remember that time you impersonated him? that was fun.

Tim said...

I can't say I find much here interesting, I just come looking for ways to make extra money.

Melissa said...

I just come here hoping that someday you'll post a picture of your sexy nipples, I don't ever actually read any of this.

Variant E said...

I come here because I don't sleep until very late and I don't really watch TV. Oh, and I'm hoping you DON'T post a picture of your supposed sexy nipples...

50,000? That's so rounded...at least find an obscure prime number for God's sake!

erin said...

do you have any thoughts on pilsbury toaster strudels?

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House of Suz said...

Always find something interesting here, and by interesting I mean disturbing or creepy.

Keep up the good work!

L'Austin Translation said...

Ut.Oh. Looks like the evil spambots have found your blog!

I wonder how many of them are responsible for your hit count?

Where's my cinnamon roll?!

Christine said...

50,000 WoW!! Ppl totally want to have sex with you.