I can't wait to see that "Snakes on a Plane" movie that everyone has been talking about. It's going to be a hit. You know I'll be in the movie business in a few years...maybe I could write the sequel for New Line Cinema. Here are my ideas:
"Pictures of Henry Ford on a Plane"
Basically the movie will be an old man screaming without fear for 2 hours. He'll open the overhead compartment and find this, he'll look out the window and see this on the wing, instead of that oxygen mask dropping down this will, etc.
"Poor People on a Plane"
The poor people will be sitting in coach-class, of course, and will be nervous during take-off. The first-class passengers will be jealous and mean-spirited. They will bribe the flight attendants to skip out on serving peanuts and soft drinks to the poor, etc. The poor will remain unorganized and weak until a co-pilot who came from a poor neighbor inspires them.
"Dinosaur Bones on a Plane"
Passengers will just find these large, old bones throughout the plane's cabin. They'll be confused and curious. Eventually, passengers will compete to figure out what type of dinosaur the bones came from. Ellen Degeneres will play a flight attendant, for comic relief ("I'm not familiar with bones!", etc).
I'm in the initial stages of brainstorming, of course, so I'm sure there will be other ideas for the sequel. I think there's real potential here, though. Could someone send these to Samuel L. Jackson?