8.29.2006

I can be creepy

Posted under 'For Sale: Clothes' on Craigslist---

http://austin.craigslist.org/clo/200540021.html

Need Lady Tops - $20 (ATX)

I am a single male who would like to buy a woman's shirt. I don't really care what the shirt looks like, as long as the shirt smells of boob sweat. The more boob sweat odor, the more I'll pay.

Please respond to this ad with:
-odor rank (from 1-10, 10 being incredibly smelly)
-activity in which the sweat was formed (jogging, badminton, cooking, etc)
-price

*Please no shirts that have held enhanced breasts; I've found that silicone unpleasantly tweaks the odor


Reponses (if any)---

18 comments:

elginroots said...

yes! i just worked out pretty hard but i think the postage to texas wouldn't be worth it...

Variant E said...

Maybe Meatloaf should send him a shirt. He's probably got some damn sweaty boobs...

Christine said...

Sicko!

House of Suz said...

Damn, post removed by Craig himself!

L'Austin Translation said...

Hey, maybe he's just doing his part to keep Austin weird...

Ew.

Ajax said...

Boob sweat is why your boob's wet.

Melissa said...

Will you accept sweat from man boobs? I have a neighbor with some massive man boobs and I'm sure he'd be interested in selling his shirts. Let me know.

emertron said...

How about leotards? Will you accept sweaty leotards?

Anonymous said...

no sponses?

elginroots said...

THAT WAS ME. i made up the word "sponses."

'sponses.

Conti said...

no one responded. gay.

L'Austin Translation said...

Or perhaps boob-sweat-less?

elginroots said...

the other day i responded to one that i thought for sure was a joke...it had a photo of a black dude and talked about being a black panther and fighting the man and listed CALESTHENICS as something they would both be into...but yeah, i emailed him and it was not a joke.

The Prose~cuter said...

Conti. Wow. I am going to press the back button and the forward button until I am the fifty-thousandth visitor to your blog. And then I want a prize.

The Prose~cuter said...

IT'S ME IT'S ME I'M THE FIFTY THOUSANDTH VISITOR TO YOUR BLOGGG!!!!!!!!!!

I found out part way in that the hit counter would continue even if I just pressed "refresh." That saved some time. What a feeling! Thanks Conti!!

L'Austin Translation said...

This isn't you too is it?:

http://austin.craigslist.org/m4w/203241222.html

Conti said...

haha no THANK YOU prose-cuter. And I think you know what your prize is. wink wink, or something.

no l'austin, that is not me. I have a larger penis.

L'Austin Translation said...

Well, I didn't think it was an auto-biography! Rather, someone messing around.

Still, there will be a Personal Ad 101 post very soon :-)