Posted under 'For Sale: Clothes' on Craigslist---
Need Lady Tops - $20 (ATX)
I am a single male who would like to buy a woman's shirt. I don't really care what the shirt looks like, as long as the shirt smells of boob sweat. The more boob sweat odor, the more I'll pay.
Please respond to this ad with:
-odor rank (from 1-10, 10 being incredibly smelly)
-activity in which the sweat was formed (jogging, badminton, cooking, etc)
*Please no shirts that have held enhanced breasts; I've found that silicone unpleasantly tweaks the odor
Reponses (if any)---