'Male Seeking Female' posting on Craigslist.com
Stunningly handsome 24-year-old male with a cereal fetish. Nothing weird and only slightly sexual. Would love to watch an attractive young lady eat bowl after bowl of Kix, Life, Cheerios, Honey Nut Cheerios, Wheaties, Rice Chex Mix, Cracklin Oat, and Frosted Mini-Wheats.
Maybe I could be the spoon?
Lactose intolerate bitches need not apply. I like my ladies more 2% than whole milk, if ya know what I mean. Also, I'm straight so no Fruity Pebble emails.
Hit me up if you know how to Snap, Crackle, Pop!
Stacey--- LOL i loved ur email not sure if i would be the right girl though
Lori--- Cracklin Bran me UP! lol