Please let my wife have magic powers. Please oh dear God, let her have magical wizardly powers like the queens of the rockheavens. Please oh God, let her have a magical wisdom that only a wonderwizard would possess. Maybe with her magical powers she could beam me into a magical wizardplace of happiness via memberfondle.
Please oh God, let give my future wife the ability to make scrambled eggs very quickly and without disease. But she doesn't even touch the eggs o Lord, she instead cook them with her magicmind wizardly.
Please oh God, let my wife have the ability to magicspeak Spanish languages, so she oh Lord will be able to deal with the men cutting our grass. Let her magical breasts glow under the wizards spell, oh Lord. May her nipples be fruitful with magic healingpower, oh Lord.
Please oh please, let my wife have the wizardly and magic capacities to turn my urine into expensive wine, so we don't have to go to the convenience store when we'd like to get drunk, o God.
Please O Please Lord, let her have the wizard touch to unhook my mind from my bizarre obsession with unfunny Henry Ford jokes, O Lord. Also O God, let her wizard finger tap and smooth my hair, so I do not have to condition my mane on a daily basis.
But mainly O God, let the wizardpowers allow her to enjoy this post, and others like it, O Lord. Otherwise, O God, I will become quite bored with her.