There are three things in this world that I love---
1. Making a gypsy bleed.
2. Playing good basketball.
3. Making a stranger laugh.
Yesterday, I played good basketball. That means today I need to either make a gypsy bleed or make a stranger laugh. Once I got mixed-up and made a stranger bleed and a gypsy laugh. That was a terrible, terrible day.
So how will I make a stranger laugh today, you ask?
Maybe I'll do something kooky like throw rocks at a sleeping homeless person and then give a knowing *wink* to a stranger who's watching the whole thing. Maybe I'll *accidently* walk straight into a glass sliding door. Maybe I'll get my jeans *stuck* in the escalator and then the jeans *come off* in front of everyone and I run around the mall blushing. Maybe I act thirsty at the doctors office and *drink* a cup of *urine* because I think its applejuice.
Actually I don't feel funny today, so I'm going to make a gypsy bleed instead.
Please excuse me while I go stab a gypsy. See ya.