My dad came up and visited Austin yesterday. We went to dinner, and he told me about how the neighborhood boys are throwing condoms at our dog.
"They snuck up, opened up the door, and threw condoms at the dog. Bailey was barking like crazy, and when I went to her she was chewing on the condoms."
My dad got furious and yelled at the kids. The whole neighborhood knows about it, and so it's huge Colony Creek drama. WHO'S THROWING CONDOMS AT DOGS????
I'd have more to say, but I'm packing up and driving to Houston. I plan to get to the bottom of this. No one throws condoms at Michael Conti's dogs and gets away with it. No one.