State Trooper: [sees Kimble in hospital hallway, disguised as a doctor] Hey, Doc! We're looking for a prisoner from that bus-train wreck a couple of hours ago, might be hurt.
Dr. Richard Kimble: Uh, what does he look like?
State Trooper: 6ft1, 180, brown hair, brown eyes, beard. See anyone like that around?
Dr. Richard Kimble: Every time I look in the mirror, pal - except for the beard, of course!
That was such a fucking sneaky move. I've been thinking about sneaky moves the entire day. I love sneaky moves.
One of my favorite sneaky moves is when its real dark, and someone is trying to find you and shoot you dead. So what you do, ya see, is you throw something small to an area where you aren't. The person hunting you goes over to where the noise is, because he assumes you accidently made the noise. But you're not there! Haha-you just made a sneaky move and now you hold the advantage. Now you can creep up behind him and stab him in the heart!
Haha, sneaky moves are the best!
Another sneaky move is to eat an entire cake that shouldn't be eaten. Then you leave some crumbs in your sisters room. Later your parents will be furious and they will investigate the situation. Sis'll get blamed for the whole thing! Hahaha!
Is it sneaky to put your enemies girlfriend in a cage and then ship her to Cuba?
One sneaky move I just thought of is to hang around a bunch of pretty girls while pretending to listen to your ipod. The girls will think you're listening to some tunes, and can't hear a thing. But really the volume is off and you can hear every word. Then you can find out who has a crush on who, who's having a period, etc.
Poison is also very sneaky. "Let's be friends and stop fighting," you could tell your enemy. "Here, I made some hot chocolate for you as a peace offering." But really, you just fed your enemy a cup of poison.
What's your most sneaky move?