ARE THERE SUCH OF A THING AS GHOST WHALES?
I had a dream last night that I was playing basketball and Mike Ditka was guarding me. He was slow as shit, so he kept fouling me. Fucking Ditka can't hold me.
I was an American Indian in a former life. One night my teepee collapsed while I was sleeping inside it. I didn't make my way from underneath the rubble after it happened. I lay there motionless, with tears in my eyes. I knew the chief would be ashamed.
Girls who have itchy armpits will never find love.
Did I tell you about the time I tackled a millionaire? I was drunk, and everyone was outside the bar talking. I tackled the millionaire, and then ran down the street shouting "Green Dragons Don't Exist! Green Dragons Don't Exist!" This took place in Houston.
If you don't want The Machine to eat your brownies, then you should make mustard brownies. Otherwise, buy a gun.
I consider myself a very positive person, but I can't say one good thing about dust. Is there anything else that you can't say anything positive about? I mean even Hitler was a good public speaking and a really hard worker.