2.07.2006

A WEEK AWAY

I CANNOT BE ALONE ON V-DAY.

http://austin.craigslist.org/m4w/132035528.html

Responses:

From Elizabeth:

Niiiiice---One really ought to be afraid of self torture.

19 comments:

Ajax said...

Well done, lad.

That's how I met my wife, you know, adverstising for soft boobs that look good mashed together.

And the rest? History!

Hey check out my soft boobs website if you get a chance.

I'm still working on the mashed together part, but stick with me, I should have the bugs worked out in a few weeks.

Conti said...

haha you are a great bastard

emertron said...

Any girl that wouldn't go for that is an idiot. You're frickin' willing to bring chocolate & rum.

Melissa said...

I would so be your date, you know, if I didn't live with my boyfriend and stuff.It's the thought that counts, right?

el Bow said...

I know a guy in austin that has mushy boobs. You interested?

Rook said...

You should have mentioned how you tore it up Monday night in bball. Chicks dig bball.

Sean said...

Can I borrow this? This seems like it would just bring the ladies in droves. I need a date for v-day too. I'll just change Sex and the City to Felicity! My name will still be Mike though.

Conti said...

You know I thought about bringing that up Rook, but normally athletic girls don't have big and soft boobs.

And yes Sean, you can.

Conti said...

By the way, does anyone know what Elizabeth's email meant?

Tim said...

My wife will leave me for you if she reads this.

el Bow said...

I think Elizabeth means that she knows that if she gets together with you for only one night, it will be torture for her for the rest of her life, knowing the one that got away.

Conti said...

haha oh that must be it elbow, thanks.

brianna said...

trust me, being alone is better than being with someone you can only stand in short increments.

i'll talk to my P.O. and see what i can do. :)

ica said...

do it! i love it, love the fake tooth (swimming accident) joke I LOVE PARENTHESIS JOKES

--jessica conti

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