2.17.2006

the facts

5 Little Know Facts that I, Michael Conti, Have Discovered to be 100% True and Accurate
  • Alligators enjoy riding on rollercoasters almost as much as humans
  • Drinking 1 gallon of horse urine cures AIDS
  • Women who listen to jazz music while pregnant normally birth thick nippled babies
  • People from the country of Egypt think eating raw chicken is good luck
  • Women cannot be cloned more than 4 times

15 comments:

emertron said...

So women are like when you get a song off of iTunes how you can't copy it more than like 8 times? Interesting!

I think you should start calling me on Friday nights when you're drunk. kthxby.

Ajax said...

Your comedy powers are strong.

Thank you for excercising them on me.

Melissa said...

Conti drunk dials are the best! He says nice things like "Make sure to brush your teeth and keep that wonderful smile!" (You probably don't remember that one do you?It was the one where you called at two in the morning on a Thursday)

brianna said...

i've always wondered why my nipples were thick... thank you for enlightening me

el Bow said...

That last fact isn't strictly true. It simply becomes more difficult to extract the cell's production of soluble immunomodulatory factors, including interleukin-10, transforming growth factor-beta, prostaglandin E2, and hepatocyte growth factor.

Anonymous said...

where can I get said urine?

Anonymous said...

hey buddy....why are you stealing my username?

be original buddy

Conti said...

oo a blog battle between 2 anonymous!

Steph said...

would YOU drink horse urine?

TinaPoPo said...

I think it's anonymi. The plural form of anonymous. And if it isn't, it should be.

ica said...

this reminded me of you
http://www.additiverich.com/morgue/archives/001213.html

Ajax said...

No funny comment today. I just wanted to say hi.

Ajax said...

Hey just following up from yesterday. I'd like to amend my 'hi' to a full blown 'hello'.

Anonymous said...

Tina- there is no plural...I cannot be plural....that other homo is an impostor...there is only one true anonymous

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