My last post failed. I haven't found my special someone yet. But winners don't quit!!! ! !
Rofl! I hope you're not serious. You should really get that checked out!
Maybe the capillaries in your nose are thin or weak, so when your heart beats fast and your blood pumps hard, it breaks the capillaries.Try breathing slower around pretty girls?Oh, and I have huge boobs. Can't meet me. You'll bleed to death.
My response to JC:
Thank you very much for your medically oriented response. My parents listen to heavy metal rock music. When I was a young child, I would headbang a few hours every day. I was a short toddler, and would repeatedly hit my face on the floor. I think this may have something to do with my problem.
It's a shame about your boobs. How big are we looking at? Do you have any oversized flanel shirts that make them look small? Would you be willing to get a breast reduction before we met?
I'm going to go now...you're pretty weird
You made me laugh hysterically, and I really needed it. Thank you sooo much. :)
holy shit, was your ad completely true?
hey, your craigslist post is hilarious. i love the originality. at least, i hope that is originality and not a real disorder. i'm a little scared of spontaneously bleeding noses, but i could learn to cope. maybe we could meet for cofee sometime before (or after) valentine's day for a less stressful date and to prevent gushing (eek).
That has to be one of the funniest ads I've seen in a while! Too bad our ages are so far apart (I'm 45) or I'd try to go out with you just to meet you in person. I'm everything you don't want. Generously endowed, but not huge (38C) and I'm short, 5'2". I'm a real fun person to hang with, but again, our ages don't jive. That may be a hurdle for you.My intent here was just to commend you on your hysterical ad. Kudos!