The key to getting a Valentines Day date is looking sensational and having good karma that allows love to fill your body. A good way to get positive karma is by doing something special for mankind.
Posted in "Free Stuff" secion-- FLAGGED AND REMOVED FROM CRAIGSLIST - HERE IS WHAT WAS POSTED:
Free fake moustaches (3)
I am a very creative and hairy man. I used a hot glue gun and some freshly shaved back hair to make 3 fake moustaches. These are great looking moustaches for you. They are dark brown, thick, and very sleek looking. Perfect for a young businessman who wants respect from older gentlemen. Also good for teenagers who want to impress friends.
Email me with questions. First come, first serve. No magicians or women.
I'll take two
Please, tell me they aren't all gone yet, I was tardy in responding andcan't find the ad any longer, I'm certain it isn't gone because of flagging.
I mean, there are outright asses who will flag most anything on Craig'sList but even they, as heartless and cruel as they are, certainly wouldn'tdeprive the less fortunate of us our hirsute happiness!!!!
I have often dreamed, while watching my numerous betamax recordingsof Magnum PI and McCloud, of walking into a room and seeing the lookson the faces of all the womenfolk when they saw my dark flowing lipdrapes.
Oh I will be so lost should now that I have that possibility within my grasp,it is clipped right out from under my nose. Well, figuratively at least.Certainly you could make another one out of what is left, no?
Oh the horror.