a math and word problem for you
the problem is two b plus eight equals eighty-four
minus eight to both sides
two b equals seventy-six
divide both sides by two
b equals thirty-eight
I have this cousin named Justin that is good at giving haircuts. He is tall and got good grades in High School. I trust him with my locks, more so than his younger brother Jered. Jerad? How do you spell that cousins name? Jared? Anyways I don't trust him with my hair. I trust Justin. He owns a beard and moustache trimmer and he is very patient. He shaved my head in Detroit during the summer. I could use another hair cut, but I do not want to travel to Detroit.
Justin apparently likes Asian girls. I'm secretly hoping he ends up marrying one. That way in 15 years when we are at a family reunion, my kid will beat the shit out of his at basketball. The half-Asian in his kid will make him so short and timid. Since I plan to marry a woman 6ft6 or taller, my child will be huge and dominating. I could easily see my child not allowing Justin's halfase (a new fusion word for half asian) to score.