1.20.2006

I am the Poet

I have been awarded with the "Poem of the Year" by Ms. Jessica Discovery. After thousands of entries, my art was deemed "the best". My award for writing the best poem of 2006 is a collection of VHS tapes, a $200 gift certificate to Arby's, and one free Chicago make out session. Please go to her web blog and read my poem. Then comment on how talented I am. Then have a great weekend.

7 comments:

Ajax said...

I loved your poem. I love love loved your poem.

Reading your poem reminded me of two things:

1. Long walks on the beach. You know how you are barefoot, and the lack of proper arch support starts to bother you after awhile? Then you wrestle a sea-lion, but the wrestling turns into a tickle-fight, and you laugh so hard you almost have to pee.

2. Being reminded by your doctor that you only have 5 months to live. You try to forget but your doctor keeps reminding you. What will I do first? You wonder. Pay my bills? Wash my socks? Death should be last on your list of chores.

erin said...

uh i think she deemed you the second best. i'm just saying.

el Bow said...

Pretty slick.

ica said...

can i do an interview with you in which you explain the various meanings of the poem line by line?

ica said...

oh no, he submitted it after the first winner won. so it was sort of a different competition at that point.

Scubes said...

Congratulations.

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