Yesterday a fat ghost floated into my kitchen. He watched me eat a burrito. This was a non-speaking ghost, so he just watched me eat. I don't know why he was there, but I wasn't very scared. I knew that if this ghost tried to attack me I could easily outrun it.
I was kind of sad that this fat ghost was a non-talker because I like asking ghosts questions. These are some good questions to ask ghosts:
Do ghosts like to ride bikes?
Are ghosts afraid of failure?
Are there any deer or tiger ghosts?
I've also never told a joke to a ghost. One day I'll go to a ghosts house and say "You are one G of a host." Hopefully the ghost will be smart because that is an intellegent joke that not everyone would get.
Ghosts are mysterious. Don't women love mysterious guys? Should I start acting more like a ghost? Maybe to score an A+ babe I should rattle some chains and hang out in abandon hospitals. My mystery factor would way raise and so would my stock on the Crank Stock Market.
Do you remember those ghosts in Lord of the Rings? Those ghosts had swords.