12.19.2005

It's an upbeat little number

This weekend I wrote a song: "Flex your butt muscles!"

Sittin around ain't the way!
Gotta get around and enjoy the day!
Flex those butt muscles!
Flex those butt muscles!

Walks in the park are good for your soul!
You don't want to bleed out the asshole!
Flex those butt muscles!
Flex those butt muscles!

It doesn't matter if its covered in hair!
You gotta pay attention to whats going on down there!
Flex those butt muscles!
Flex those butt muscles!

Check for pee before you sit on the toilet seat!
Your butt is happy when you are cautious and neat!
Flex those butt muscles!
Flex those butt muscles!

Don't cram drugs up your poo hut!
If a dog sniffs it he'll bite that butt!
Flex those butt muscles!
Flex those butt muscles!

Sniff Sniff Squirt Squirt!
Don't anal play like Ernie and Bert!
Flex those butt muscles!
Flex those butt muscles!

(Guitar solo)

Forget the laffy taffy and shake that ass
Pretend you're getting chased by a big mouth bass

Hammers and tools don't belong up there
If someone asks you to bend over, you must beware

Don't sit on acid or guns or spikes
Always listen to the words of DJ Mike

So do me a fav
and shake your butt cave
Flex your butt muscles!
Flex your butt muscles!
Flex your butt muscles!
Flex your butt muscles!

7 comments:

Ajax said...

Nice ass song, it will go well on the compilation I am putting together, tentatively titled "Songs of Ass".

Nice blogg, by the way. Hey, if you ever get the chance, like, say, when you are waiting for your surfboard to be waxed, or when your underpants are "not quite dry", you should check out my blogg, it's a site for a septuagenarian vegetarians.

Sean said...

Now all you need is a dope beat and some primal screams.

Steph said...

that sounds more like a cheer than a song. but it works.

Melissa said...

I can't wait for the Mike Shinoda remix to come out

Christine said...

*Flexes* Oh Yea!!! I feel it!

emertron said...

Seriously, you should quit your day job & start rapping. You're wasting your time in finance. White rappers is where it's at!

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