Today I'll be posting as Henry Ford:
This afternoon I'm going to test out my electronic buggie. That's right, my horseless carriage is almost complete. I'm looking forward to testing out this motor engine that I've been working on. Luckilies my shipment of gasoline came over from the arab lands. I think this petro will really give my engine some kick.
It's cold up here in Michigan...gosh I love the Great Lakes. I'll have to make sure and remind Ma to wear her wool jacket tonite. She can be forgetful. I find it ironic that I have to wear gloves in a state that is shaped like a glove. Maybe that isn't so ironic...I'm not sure.
Today at the factory the boys and I were messing around with the rubber wheelio's that we plan to put on the buggie. I came up with the idea that rubber would work better than shaped driftwood. I was working hard on the idea when I look up and see that Lenny Chevrolet snooping around.
That's the third time I've caught old Lenny snooping around this week! What a second-rate yahoo, that Chevrolet is. That guy really tee's me off. Haha, tee's. I like the letter 'T'. Why it's my favorite letter of all time, I just decided.
Anyways I hope people like my horseless carriage. If all goes well maybe I'll place an advertisement in the local pennypaper. Saying something like "Come on down to Henry Ford's place and test ride a horseless carriage for yourself! I guarentee you'll be amazed! And bring the kids!" Something along those lines, anyways.
Well I better be getting on now. Ma will raise hell if I don't wash the lube oil off my hands before supper.