My birthday is in one month and one day. I'm going to throw a party at my apartment. I'm going to invite exactly 44 people. When everyone arrives, we will silently eat ham sandwiches together. No talking or laughing or anything. No noises. No one will be able to move around either. Just sit quietly and eat a ham sandwich. Then everyone will get into a single file line and leave my apartment. After the party I'll vacuum the floor for any crumbs and say a prayer to Jesus.