11.07.2005

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24 comments:

ica said...

Ha ha, good thing I compulsively checked your blog again right now. This is funny.

Anonymous said...

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Conti said...

I'm 6ft2 fucker and I don't like short people.

Conti said...

Also 'an unique sounds' like the gayest shit I've ever heard. I seriously want to stab you.

emertron said...

You should go pro with your cartoons.

ica said...

Wait, "an unique" IS what it is, right?

Conti said...

wait. maybe, actually.

Conti said...

wait. maybe, actually.

Conti said...

Also emertron maybe I should. How do I do it, though?

emertron said...

I will be your agent (for a kind of small price) & will introduce you to magazines & newspapers & they will publish you. You will rise to fame & develop an obsession with chimpanzee porn. I will develop and obsession with Lindsay Lohan & start doing a lot of coke & stop eating & dye my hair blonde. We will have all of this tabloid frenzy about how we are fighting & your work is going down the tubes because all you want to do is spank your monkey to monkeys & I won't be able to do any PR because my face is smothered in white powder & then we'll have an intervention. The Olsen Twins will sit us down & "talk" to us & then we'll go & clean up & join like 2 or 3 "Anonymous" groups each & get our lives back on track but then you will only produce crappy cartoons because, let's face it, as soon as an artist sobers up, they start to suck. Then we'll get married & move to Oregon to retire & write folk music.

Conti said...

haha I was expecting an answer like 'fill out a form' so this is quite nice. I'd prefer we retire to Canada though. Could we work that out?

emertron said...

SO WOULD I!!!! When can you visit my Chicago office?

Ajax said...

Hey is this pronounced "Seedo Mattay"?

Conti said...

You are right on with the "Seedo" but I pronounce "Mate" like "Let's mate like animals do".

The comic name is special to me. I came up with the words Sido Mate when I was in high school.

While it has no meaning, Sido Mate is very positive. Try saying "Sido Mate" aloud without sounding happy or enthusiastic. It is impossible to be sad while you utter those words.

emertron said...

Shit, this is better than Prozac. Thanks Conti!!!

Conti said...

haha have you done it? Seriously say it outloud. You can't be sad and say it. It always comes out with energy.

Anonymous said...

it almost sounds like some derivative of sodomize....er shit

Ajax said...

Somehow, I can't get it to not come out "mattay". Like, it's french or spanish or something.

Maté.

emertron said...

I'm going to say SidoMate everytime I do a flipturn tonight while I'm swimming so that I smile & then people will ask me why I'm so happy doing flipturns & I'll tell them my secret but only if they have moustaches.

Thanks Conti!

Conti said...

I'll say Sido Mate on an audioblog one of these days and you'll be able to use that as an example Ajax.

Which lake do you swim in E-tron? Whats your fav stroke?
Do you wear goggles?

emertron said...

Dear Conti,

You know what? My swim was awesome! I did like 30 flip turns & smiled the whole way. Until I got a toe cramp & had to stop. What did you do last night? Do you swim? Are you a 'swimmer'?

I don't train in a lake right now because it's too cold. I swim in a pool, which is also pretty effing cold during the University's swimming season. Fav stroke=breaststroke (please stop laughing, I'm serious). I wear "socket rocket"s for goggles. They're goggles without the foam. And finally, I was originally trained to swim in competitions like Junior Olympics ("JO"s) & in high school. I've thought about continuing that sort of training but I changed my course & am now training to swim in that lake in Scotland & find the Loch Ness Monster.

LOCHEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Hope that helps & please let me know if you would like swimming lessons while in Chicago,
tron

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