My Aunt Julie now knows that I once masterbated with a ghost. My sister's boyfriend didn't like me until he heard one of my audiofiles. When I went home for Thanksgiving my mom gave me a hug and said "Aww...there's my Backwards Bandit." My co-worker Michelle is always threatening to give our boss my blog address unless I do her bitch work.
Today I had this conversation, via internet messaging:
Nicspm7: you need to get better at rapping
SenorBob82: haha - yeah, im relatively new and its not easy
SenorBob82: i'll try though - who is this anyways??
Nicspm7: sum dude who searched for "rap" and found ya blog
SenorBob82: haha are you kidding?
When they're not working on multi-billion dollar business mergers or ignoring their familes by working 18 hours a day, the JP Morgan Houston office checks out the blog. Whats up fellas? Thanks for reading and be nice to Phil - he's sensitive. And try focusing on oil and not cocaine you rich kooks!
NYU grad students have formed Moustachio Clubs where they read my blog aloud while in a dark room. After they read a post they take off their shirts and watch videos of an obese boy trying to open up a can of tuna with his bare hands. They also tell me about how they wore masks and went to the zoo. Here is a picture:
A month ago my college crew came into town. They said things like, "Hey Conti are you going to blog about that guy that looks like Jesus thats just standing alone on the dance floor?" and "Dude I checked out The Pants blog. She's HOT." Brandon Savisky is sueing me because he claims he invented the word 'moustachio'. From my understanding Will Kothmann is the biggest reason that the Hit Counter is over 16,000. Brad Harris likes my blog more than gambling.
Michael Conti from Baltimore, MD sent me an email saying that he googled his (our) name, and found the conversation between Michael Conti from Austin, Tx and Michael Conti from New York, NY. So he reads this blog now - Shout out to my MCs.
So anyways people read my blog. It's pretty gay.
Two Blog Fanatics pose for a Moustachio pic.