11.30.2005

Shout Outs

People read my blog. It's kind of weird.

My Aunt Julie now knows that I once masterbated with a ghost. My sister's boyfriend didn't like me until he heard one of my audiofiles. When I went home for Thanksgiving my mom gave me a hug and said "Aww...there's my Backwards Bandit." My co-worker Michelle is always threatening to give our boss my blog address unless I do her bitch work.

Today I had this conversation, via internet messaging:

Nicspm7: you need to get better at rapping
SenorBob82: haha - yeah, im relatively new and its not easy
SenorBob82: i'll try though - who is this anyways??
Nicspm7: sum dude who searched for "rap" and found ya blog
SenorBob82: haha are you kidding?
Nicspm7: nope

When they're not working on multi-billion dollar business mergers or ignoring their familes by working 18 hours a day, the JP Morgan Houston office checks out the blog. Whats up fellas? Thanks for reading and be nice to Phil - he's sensitive. And try focusing on oil and not cocaine you rich kooks!

NYU grad students have formed Moustachio Clubs where they read my blog aloud while in a dark room. After they read a post they take off their shirts and watch videos of an obese boy trying to open up a can of tuna with his bare hands. They also tell me about how they wore masks and went to the zoo. Here is a picture:


A month ago my college crew came into town. They said things like, "Hey Conti are you going to blog about that guy that looks like Jesus thats just standing alone on the dance floor?" and "Dude I checked out The Pants blog. She's HOT." Brandon Savisky is sueing me because he claims he invented the word 'moustachio'. From my understanding Will Kothmann is the biggest reason that the Hit Counter is over 16,000. Brad Harris likes my blog more than gambling.

Michael Conti from Baltimore, MD sent me an email saying that he googled his (our) name, and found the conversation between Michael Conti from Austin, Tx and Michael Conti from New York, NY. So he reads this blog now - Shout out to my MCs.

So anyways people read my blog. It's pretty gay.

Two Blog Fanatics pose for a Moustachio pic.

22 comments:

Jeff said...

i know some people in Minnesota that read your blog. they got into it after i copied the Cancer Bitch story to my blog...they've been hooked ever since

Anonymous said...

There are a few of us here in Iowa that read it too. You're pretty much our hero.

emertron said...

Wait, you have a blog?

explauren said...

I KNOW MIKE CONTI!

the pants said...

tell your friends i only have eyes for mike conti.

Sean said...

I heard you are big in mexicantown in detroit too.

Melissa said...

I love Mike Conti. He's the greatest man in the world.

*Paid by Mike Conti for The Ruler of the Universe*

Rod Renegade said...

You know what's even MORE baffling... I suspect Mike Conti occasionally reads MY blog.

coworker said...

that's right bitch

Anonymous said...

dallas, tx in the house bitch.

Tim said...

I tried to take a piCTURE OF MYSELF READING YOU BLOG, BUT IT DIDN'T TURN OUT.

i accidentily hit the caps lock halfway through this comment.

SORRY.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather read Mike Hunti's blog

ica said...

I'm not important enough to make the "people who read Mike Conti's blog" list?

maryanne said...

I introduced the fun folks of the United Arab Emirates to your blog. That deserves something, specifically, my own shout-out to myself in your comment section.

Ajax said...

I read your blogg once.

princess tatas said...

I read your blog and the other day I saw a bunco game in a toy store and the word "moustachio" popped into my head and I laughed. By myself. And, because of me, my friend reads this blog. And, you sometimes used to read my blog until I erased it because pervy man from work read it and it made me furiously mad. Anyhoo, that's about that.

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