11.29.2005

GobbleGobble

Things that happened to me over the Thanksgiving break! Giggles!

1. A wolverine ate my grandmother

Thanks for reading!

Michael "Nicknames R 4 Fags" Conti

10 comments:

el Bow said...

all due respect but she had it coming.

emertron said...

At least she didn't get run over by a reindeer. You know? Cause I suspect a reindeer stompout is painful for longer than wolverine ingestion, as long as he makes it quick.

Ajax said...

I was beginning to think that you got eaten by wolverines! HaR! Get it?

Melissa said...

Oh damn, I'm so sorry! I mean, I knew Sugarland had a huge wolverine problem but I thought the city council had it under control by performing virginal sacrifices. I bet they accidentally sacrificed a whore.

explauren said...

but, but... you have a nickname?
FAG.
and, I got a blog! EEEeeeeek.

Tim said...

I ate your grandmother once too.

c-ya!

Rod Renegade said...

So if you killed that wolverine... and then ate the wolverine for thanksgiving dinner - would eating that grandmatricidal wolverine be cannibalism?

By the way... sorry about your grandmother. Did she put up a fight? Do you have video? But for real... sorry.

Maybe a photo.

ica said...

HA HA el bow is pretty funny.

michael said...

grandmas are yummy. with whipped cream.

Anonymous said...

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