This entire weekened I spent thinking about how I can become a better spy. I do not want to be a mediocre spy like Larry Temecula or Harry Jolanioso (he he sorry guys but you are NOT very good spies.)
My skills are solid. Very good torture techniques. Superb disguise selection. Trustworthy eyes, yet sneaky hands. Never forget to use the CONFIDENTIAL stamp on secret documents. I can ask someone what time is it in 2 languages. When someone I don't know asks me my name I respond "Todd Conti" instead of "Michael Conti". Keep road flares in my vehicle at all times. Memorized both my social security number and home address.
But where I drop the ball is secret messages. Until now. I had the idea to start writing my secret messages on tortillas. Here is what they look like:
It's pretty much the best idea I've ever had.
Most spies today use zip disks, audio tapes, hand signals, code words for message giving. No one will suspect anything on a tortilla!
When I hand a tortilla to an ally, anyone following me will think "Hmm these guys must be getting lunch right now" instead of "the package has been delivered, radio to the sniper".
Also if I do get caught and searched, I'll tell my captures that I have low blood sugar and that tortillas are my favorite snack. Even better, if someone breaches my headquarters and invades, I'll just tell the enemy that I was making gorditas for my crew for working so hard lately. No one will ever suspect anything!
Another benefit is that writing on a tortilla is a lot of fun. Seriously, you should try it. It really is fun. Spies live stressful lives so a little fun would help. (I like using a ballpoint pen on flour, but you may be more of a sharpie/corn type. )
Tortillas are also pretty easy to throw. Have you ever had to try and throw a zip disk across a river to an antsy ally waiting on the other side? I have. Because tortillas are a lot like frisbee's that won't be a problem anymore. And if I throw a little short people will think I'm just feeding ducks and won't be suspicious and report me.
The only drawback that I can see is when I deal with fat spies. I'll probably have to give them 2 tortillas. One with the message and the other for them to eat. Also, Mexican spies may think I'm being disrespectful.