Thank you very much for the tea. I am very happy to be happy. I would like you to meet with my Tio Enrique. I am glad that your balloons arrived and that the clown did not murder you. Tell young Laddy not to slurp his movie pickles. Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! while the movie plot thinkens. I forgot my mindframe and so I lost my mind. My good mind. My new mind has 4 walls and a ceiling. No floor though. Do you have the ladder?
Sandra, my mind is on speaker phone. Except I don't notice the buzz anymore. Hahaha who cares that you wrote a play? I don't. I won't even read it, my dear. When I see you cry I won't act any differently either. I wanted to type a rap lyric there but I didn't because I know other people will read this. You aren't private enough for me.
Do you remember when Captain Yossarian would fly his plane very crazy in the air? I miss hearing about that. There are many types of busy. I just envisioned a muscular arm being cut open and blood trickling down. Why does that appeal to me?
I wish that I could not self-edit myself. That has always happened and why today is today. If people would start talking like they really feel we'd be more advanced. I'd want to ride my bike to the moon and the colorful pelicans would lead the way. They would be colorful and I'll bet they could talk to me like the cartoons that lied to me 20 years ago.
Haha. 20 year old liars. Neat. Kinda like how they saw your brains look like scrambled eggs when really its made of file cabinets and robot parts. I am a robot, look at me draw. I am a robot, look at me draw. I am a robot, look at me draw. I am a robot, look at me draw. I am a robot, look at me draw.
Your teeth will rot and you'll go blind if you keep slurping on the movie pickle, Laddy. Chew it 30 times in your mouth and then gently swallow. Don't make noise when others are sitting around you. If you want to act strange do it when you are in an elevator by yourself. Press the button to the top floor and then look to make sure there aren't hidden cameras. Then act like you want.
Just make sure you don't forget.