Me llamo Miguel Conti. Me gusta el beisbol, Shaquille O'Neal, besos con mujeres bonitas, y pollo rosa maria. Soy de Houston, Tejas. No tengo una novia. Mi numero favorito es ocho. Mi apartiminto es limpio y especial. Mi amigo Dean "El Machine" es muy loco. Tiene un bigote.
I was thinking about how great you are. You, the reader. I want to please you by writing something enjoyable. I'm at a busy workplace now though. Could you hold on a while? I'm sorry to put this on hold. You really do look great today. How do you look so good on a Monday? I don't know how you do it. Let's talk later, shall we? Ok great. I'm really looking forward to it.
Meanwhile you should check out some websites. Here are some popular ones:
Check those out. Until I get back. And can write for you. Or type for you! Haha. Have you ever heard that joke? I'll bet you have.
My mom reads my blog now. Hi Mom! I'll stop typing about vaginas now that I know you read my blog. Isn't that nice of me, mom? I'm your favorite son, aren't I mom?
I wish I could take all my readers out to a Chipotle Mexican Grill. Would you all like that? We could rent out the place and have a burrito-nanza. I would say a few words into a microphone and music would be playing as we chowed down. Then you all could come on a stage and share with everyone your favorite blog entry. Speak about how you read my blog and your emotions. Then afterwards I'd hug you. All my readers. At once. Individual hugs. Then afterwards there'd be a VIP party at the guacamole bar. Not everyone would be invited to that.
I drove by a Supercuts the other night. I was thinking about how fun it would be to break into a Supercuts. I'd cut my own hair and then drink the blue liquid that keeps the combs fresh. Hopefully my teeth wouldn't be kinda blue like when you eat blue laffy-taffy. Because next I'd have a date with a model. And if the model was a bitch I'd probably just start peeing blue everywhere. She'd probably faint because she'd think I was an alien. Models always freak out when they think they are dating an alien.
Hey sorry about that mom. Sorry about that blue peeing mom.