Yesterday I was having a bad day so I decided to have some real fun with my favorite hobby: Lay down on the couch, face up, and sneeze straight up in the air. Then you close your eyes and feel the misty germs land on your face. Yeeeah! Germ sprinkles puts a smile!
It put me in a really good mood so I went to the tat parlor. I decided to get a tat of an eagle with a green beak eating a goldfish. Underneath the image there's this phrase: "I'm sooo sorry!" Additional O's for emphasis.
After the tat my arm was kinda sore so I didn't go to my scheduled arm wrestling semifinal tournament match. I guess I forfeited. Whatev. Like I even want another blue ribbon to put up on my Acheivement Wall.
I instead went to Chipotle and ate a gopher burrito. They don't serve gopher there (?) so you have to bring your own gopher meat. I had to order a small because I didn't bring that much meat. I forgot my meat pouch at home, but luckily I stuffed some emergency meat in my wallet so I used that.