One day I'm going to buy a cottage in Canada and I'm just going to run around with a gun. I'm just going to run around Canada flashing my gun around. I'll probably just shoot my gun in the air and at wild bears but I'll probably scare a lot of people that are hiking and shit.
And the thing is I'll probably have this awesome look on my face. I'll have this really important look on my face. And I'll have this awesome gun that I can just shoot at the hillside.
Shooting and missing is really funny. I'd probably just run really fast into this tourist center and I'll shout "Duck!" and then I'll shoot my gun at the postcard center and then run to some other part of Canada.
I wouldn't give a shit if its cold. I know that Canada is cold but I'll be wearing a short sleeve shirt because I'll be all working out from running so much. Like this awesome sweat will drip from my hairline and it will get caught on my eyebrow and I'll wipe it off with my gun and just feel so cool.
Then I'd be low on ammo and I'd run into some hidden cave and there would be ammo there. Then I'd shoot the gun at this huge ice wall and probably the ice wall would split open and I'd be sliding on icicles and be shooting the gun at the same time at invisible enemies.
One day I'm going to buy a cottage in Canada and I'm going to run around with a gun.