I read a newspaper today and came across the Personals in the classified section. Pretty interesting stuff...a lot of people looking for love. Here goes mine:
LET ME BE YOUR EVERYTHING
23 WM, tall and handsome, likes
sports, fun times, + photography.
Looking for SWF who will play w/
my huge crank. I love to be cuddled
& receive affection from woman with
a crystal heart. No uneven nipples
or horse lovers. Ad#40582
That just beat out:
HERE I AM
Stare into my beautiful brown eyes
and you'll see our future together.
23, charming, loving, honest seeking
hottietottie to be my sugarmommy.
Let's get Chinese food and hold hands
at a coffee shop. I want to be the arts
to your crafts. Ad#40583
Now lemme hear yours: