9.23.2005

the facts

Great words that start with the letter S:

sword
sipping
section
laser
sometime
sample
pirateperson
friendship time
synergize
soft
sexfactor
submarines
sad gambling
seeds

Department Store Rankings:

1. Macy's
2. Foley's
3. JC Penny
4. Dillards
5. Sears

Ocean Rankings:

1. Arctic Ocean
2. Indian Ocean
3. Pacific Ocean
4. Atlantic Ocean
5. Sherman Ocean

Girls I'm Dating Rankings:

1. Kristen
2. Laura
3. Katie

A 7-letter poem written by Michael Conti, in the 2005th year:

The Haircut surprised me
Snip the pain

Keys on my Keychain Rank:

1. house key
2. mailbox key
3. house in houston key
4. car key
5. garage key

Moustchio Description Rankings:

1. sleek + smelly
2. bushy + waxed
3. curvy + itchy
4. thin + trim
5. sweaty

16 comments:

Jeff said...

fuck the sherman ocean!

Tim said...

The s in sexfactor is silent, so I don't think that should be on the list.

Melissa said...

I think Scanlan is pretty dope.

Conti said...

Scanlan isn't a good word but scantron is. That should be included, I think.

Ajax said...

Weird, my fav's are

1. Scabs
2. Succubus
3. Sally Struthers
4. Super Sabado Gigante

and the expression

5. "Sleazin' is Pleasin'"

SEE YAAAAAAAAAAA

As far as oceans go, I lean more like

1. Discontent
2. Calamine Lotion
3. "Motion of"
4. Atlantis

and #5 is actually an ocean/letter s crossover:

5. Seaman

SEE YA!

As a bonus, here are my top five breakfast cereal makers:

1. Kellogg
2. Post
3. General Mills
4. Safeway brand
5. Quaker Oats

c-ya

While I'm waiting, perhaps I will re-gale you with my top five "celebrity mishaps"

1. Ernest Borgenine spilling his soup
2. Sophia Loren stubbing toe
3. Edie Brickell-Simon accidentally putting orange juice on her breakfast cereal instead of milk!?!?!?!?!
4. Paris Hilton accidentally having sex
5. Stan "marvel comics" Lee taking credit for everything

see ya

Oh I see you're still reading? Well how about this: top five exclamatory utterances:

1. Oof!
2. Dang.
3. Ow!
4. HOT SOCKS!
5. Woof (sounds like "roof")

see ya

And now, the dirty stuff, top five female "areas":

1. Shoulder
2. Knee
3. wrist
4. Knuckle
5. Ankle

bonus: "tramp stamp"

Whoops! How could I forget the award winning top five reasons to quit school!

1. no reason
2. i felt like it
3. I'm not learning anything
4. School sucks
5. French teacher is hot

See ya.

Top five "______ a day" calendars:

1. Kitten
2. Kitten
3. Kitten
4. Kitten
5. Kitten

Top five maximum security prisons (this category belies a california bias, sorry!)

1. Attica
2. San Quentin
3. Folsom
4. Lompoc
5. My job

See ya!

Whoops! Now I'm late for something really important I was supposed to do today. Thanks.

Melissa said...

Scanlan is awesome!

Leslie said...

what about nordstrom?

Rod Renegade said...

I like it when the comments are like bigger than the post... it's kind of like well... like something... but I forgot.

cya

princess tatas said...

Snatch
Stinky
Scrotum
Sloppy

mavis said...

I didn't get to read the Craig's List post either - please put it on yr blog - I'm dying to read it! Oh, please please please please.

Conti said...

craigs list updated!

emertron said...

To cross-reference another post, you missed Sorority. And Skank and Slut. Skank is a good "Ess" word. And who doesn't like a Slut?

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