I've made a post on Craig's list:
After a few days the listing was removed...not quite sure considering that site is full of dick pictures...anyways, here is what the listing said:
THIS IS NOT A SEXUAL REQUEST. I DO NOT WANT SEX. PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND IF YOU ARE HORNY OR LOOSE.
I'm looking for a group of 4 or 5 sorority girls to jump on my bed for 15-20 minutes one day later this week. I don't care what sorority, as long as there is a blonde or two in the bunch.
All of you girls will be jumping up and down together on my bed. I will NOT join in. I will instead be slouched in the corner of the room watching you as I have a good cry. You will point at me and laugh (not with me, but at me) while I sob.
The louder you laugh the louder I cry. If you'd like you can bring small rocks to throw at me, as well. Please keep in mind that this is not a sad cry...its a good, healthy cry!
The reason I'm making this unusual request is because I'd like to move on with my life. You see...I've graduated college, yet I still think about sorority girls often. When I see one, I get distracted and lose focus on my daily goals. I think watching sorority girls jump on my bed while they point and laugh at me will put a symbolic end to my collegiate failures. Let me know if you can help.
Refreshments will be available before and after the cry. Smoothies, cheese and cracker platter, and chips+salsa will be provided. Looking forward to your response!
Your ad is funny. I'm too old for you and I'm not a sorority girl, but good luck. I hope they respond. Nancy
sorry, not a sorority girl, but had to tell you that your post cracked me up. not in a bad "ha ha, look at that dork" way; more of a "that was the most amusing thing ive read all day. why does he think hes a failure, though????"enlighten me? promise i wont tell....jenn