"I don't want to wear a toga," I said aloud. "Let's do something different."
The Machine nodded. The Factor grabbed his car keys.
Haha how awesome did we look? We kept it a secret so everyone at the party starting going crazy when we showed up. You can't see our faces so no one knew who the hell we were at first. People were freaked out when I said their name and gave them a claw five.
Being drunk and in a lobster costume is a lot of work. It's like 125 degrees in there and it's hard to breathe. It's also incredibly hard to hold a beer with lobster claws. Factor was very happy with his costume selection, because he could put beers in his pouch.
I told a girl I danced with that I wanted her number but I couldn't get it because my lobster claws made it impossible to input it into my cell phone. I don't remember how the night ended, exactly. But I know it was one of the greatest nights ever. The life of a lobster is so so sweet, and I know that will not be the last time I spend a night as one.