If f33ls lik3 I hav3n't blogg3d in 67 days!
3's substitute for E's in the zany world of melting man!
What did that mean?
Don't man, Don't.
Anyways I played basketball yesterday and yakka yakka yadda yadda yucca yucca who cares?
This isn't an online journal. This is an olive journal.
I dont know man, I don't feel like blogging for real right now.
This isn't good enough though, is it?
Ok Well - I guess I'll give you a little bit:
When a babe has a smelly vagina that is pretty much terrible.
Old friends can't be new friends when you don't have their updated email address.
VH1 should have a show called "Update My Sedan" to compete with MTV's "Pimp My Ride".
I'm a Capricorn, man.
I want to own a restaurant and serve breakfast nachos: Scrambled eggs, salsa, cheese, refried beans...all on tostado chips.
When I was in 7th grade I would stand around in the rain and say aloud: "It's raining. Why am I getting wet? I can't believe it!" because I thought it was funny.
Ollie was from New Mexico. He flew around in a hot air balloon. Ollie was always trying to land but the hot air balloon wouldn't allow it. He would wave and cry for help. People on the ground thought he was waving in happiness and being friendly.
I don't know. You finish the story.
I'd really appreciate it. Thanks!