8.13.2005

at some point

I was just thinking about how I really need a digital camera so I can take and post pictures of myself. Then babes would visit my blog and probably touch their vaginas when they weren't filled with blood.

It's a risk though. Some of my readers are weird. They own cat gyms and shit. Also, warm man rape is a fear of mine. I'll have to password protect the pics or something.

So if you were thinking about sending me money, nike. (i.e. Just Do It)

8 comments:

ica said...

What about when they are filled with blood? Women have needs at all times of the month you know.

Ajax said...

Who DOESN'T have a cat gym?

Tim said...

Your post is kind of confusing. While one of Nike's slogans is "Just Do It", another one of thier slogans is "Nike: We Love Warm Man Rape." So, you kind of contradict yourself.

Melissa said...

I don't trust anything that bleeds for four days and doesn't die.

emertron said...

Melissa: Mr. Garrison?

etienneaida said...

i totally trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die. i mean, that means it has fucking super powers and it's above god.

holy period sex is so hot. especially period alley fucking. yeeeeeah.

Clare said...

I just this second realized how cool it is that my vagina fills up with blood. I'm a secret superhero! Thanks etienne!

Conti said...

haha girls are gross