Have you ever had a dance party with just you and the bugs?
Dance parties are a ton of fun. But often other people ruin dance parties by dancing close to you and ruining your flow. Thats why I dance with the bugs. I'll go outside onto the hills and let the bugs smell my flesh. Then they'll start biting my legs. I'm okay with it though: The bugs are small and I can barely feel the teeth!
Then I come back inside (with the bugs still on my legs), and put on the music. I put on the music loud because bugs have small ears and not a lot of notes can enter. Loud music! Bugs! Check. Check. Dance Party Time! DPT. Could stand for Downtown Pizza Teepee. But it stands for Dance Party Time!
Anyweighs chicks and dudes who look alike shouldn't date each other.
Have you ever tasted that Gatorade? Man it feels good to the soul. Did you know I invented a new flavor? Gatorade: Liquid Toast. The new flavor that I invented. It has my favorite things in the world. Water. Sugar . Toast (crumbled up and mixed). Banana Peppers (for taste max factor).
Do you remember a few lines ago when I spelled anyweighs? That was really creative. That's why my blog dominates. Things and misspells.
Have you seen this Tag deodorant commercial? A black guy is in the grocery store. He sprays himself with some Tag smelling spray. And in the aisle on the otherside, this chick like sniffs the air and smells the Tag smelling spray. Her nostrals are enflared. That's not hot at all. If a chick is sniffing I automatically am turned off. I know if a chick sniffs that she has a terrible vagina that I do NOT want to see.
Mistletoe is a slutty plant.
Does Dr. Halford read my blog? Hey asshole I lost my retainer. My bottom teeth are moving. Send me a new one so my teeth stay aligned. You dentist asshole. You tall dentist asshole. You know why I'm calling you an asshole, right? In 7th grade you made my retainer blue, with a silver basketball on it. Basketball's aren't silver, you asshole. They are orange. Good think you don't work for the NBA, man. Silver Dentist Asshole.